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Old 06-23-2007, 12:10   #1 (permalink)
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aveti cateva replici de agatat care au mers?impartasiti le
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Old 06-23-2007, 19:38   #2 (permalink)
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"toate drumurile duc la Roma" plina de inteles si foarte sugestiva
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explica te rog si pentru cei mai putin inzestrati

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o replica a unui prieten: te duci la o tipa si ii spui: nu tzipa ... mai departe vezi cum reactioneaza
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ola ... mi nombre es antonio .... imi dau parul pe spate cu gel si sa vezi cum tipa alea instant
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zi`mi cum esti ca sa stiu cum sa te iau ...replici, ce replici,
potzi sa vb singur cu monitorul? hmm
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ola ... mi nombre es antonio .... imi dau parul pe spate cu gel si sa vezi cum tipa alea instant
clar va mergecate tipe ati agatat cu fazele astea?a tinut relatia sau a fost ceva de o seara 2?
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replicile adevarate vin instantaneu..nu poti sa ai una standard )
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replicile de agatat sunt o gluma oricum .. ideea e ca daca una pica la replici celebre si sintagme de genu "ce faci fete...mama ta e tigan?" atunci e clar k nivelu de iq e direct proportional cu numaru de la pantofi.Daca stii cum sa te porti,"agati" o fata fara cuvinte..ceea ce te scapa si de penibila intrebare pe care multi don juani o mai folosesc "aaa..vrei sa fii prietena mea?"

Oricum,sper ca m'am facut inteles intr'o lume plina de ... specialisti?
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f tare, eu o stiam cu `Mata` e tzigana?`... cred ca cel mai bine e sa versi ceva pe ea, orice...si o cutie de vopsea e buna...poate se si dezbraca...mai sti.

totusi cred ca ce-a mai simpla si clara e `Nu vrei sa iti arat casa?`
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cea mai tare chestie mi s-a intamplat in metro;erau niste tipe care imparteau niste pliante deastea comerciale,plm..vine o blonda sa imi dea si mie o hartie d-aia,si eu i-am zis ca nu o iau decat daca isi scrie numarul pe ea.
chestia mai tare e ca chiar l-a scris,si a inceput sa se planga ca a puso sefa sa imparta kkturi dealea..de parca ma si interesa pe mine


nu e chiar replica de agatat,da' e cea mai tare chestie de genu asta care mi s-a intamplat )
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Old 06-26-2007, 12:02   #13 (permalink)
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mai adevarul e ca eu nu prea cred in replici de agatat

poate replici sa destinzi atmosfera insa replici de agatzat. adeca ce fata calumea ar cade victima din cauza unor replici de agatat
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unde era don juan al craiovei numai o singura privire


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Nu stiu una buna, doar privindu-ma, fetele ma plac.

Sau ar fi vechea replica: '' Crezi in dragoste la prima vedere sau e nevoie sa mai trec odata? ''
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Nu stiu una buna, doar privindu-ma, fetele ma plac.

Sau ar fi vechea replica: '' Crezi in dragoste la prima vedere sau e nevoie sa mai trec odata? ''

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..ceea ce te scapa si de penibila intrebare pe care multi don juani o mai folosesc "aaa..vrei sa fii prietena mea?"
HEY !!! erau vremuri frumoase alea... nu rade
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Nu stiu una buna, doar privindu-ma, fetele ma plac.

Sau ar fi vechea replica: '' Crezi in dragoste la prima vedere sau e nevoie sa mai trec odata? ''

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